A special gift Bill is sitting at home on his computer when his wife Cindy comes downstairs. She starts telling him about her day and after awhile she realizes he is not listening at all. Fed up with all his inattentiveness she tells him, "when I wake up tomorrow I expect to see something sitting in the driveway that goes from zero to two hundred in less than five seconds." The next morning Cindy wakes up and looks outside to find a scale sitting in front of the garage. Funeral services will be held this afternoon.