What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm.

Seasonal Star Wars joke > **Darth Vader**: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. > **Luke**: How? > **Darth Vader**: I felt your presents. EDIT: Formatting

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature? Luke warm. ^^im ^^sorry

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles? He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.