There were these firefighters in Mexico that were all at the station when they receive a call. Sure enough, there's a fire at this restaurant a few blocks down. The men scramble around and try to gather everything to head to the scene. Juan calls out to Miguel, ""Don't forget Jose. We left Jose behind the last two times."" ""Alright alright,"" replies Miguel. The firefighters arrive at the scene and the restaurant is up in flames. ""Miguel, we're going to need Jose for this! Grab Jose"" ""I coul…

The two mexicans, lost in the mexican desert.. Juan and Pablo had been wandering aimlessly around the mexican desert for three days now. Without food and water their hopes of finding civilisation were fading fast.. When through the mirage they sight a bacon tree! The tree meant food, water and shelter so the two began running towards the tree. ""Juan, we are saved"" Exclaimed Pablo ""si Pablo, we are!"" Suddenly bullets began flying all around them, dashing into the sand at their feet, the two d…

Found this joke on some website i cant remember You Know You Are a Mexican When... * You share the same social security number with all your amigos * You smell like BO all the time * You don't know what BO is * You have at least thirty cousins * There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus * You see a fence and want to hop over it * You are too short to go on rides in Disney Land * You mow lawns for a living * You're the best bean picker in your neighbo…

Two Mexicans were walking in the desert... Two Mexicans, Juan and Jose were walking in the desert on a very hot day. It was a long journey and they were both dehydrated. Suddenly Jose became quite animated and shouted: 'Juan, Juan look! On the hill over there, it is a bacon tree!' Sceptically Juan had a look, and said: 'Jose, you are dehydrated, there is no such thing as a bacon tree.' Jose was convinced however so went running up the hill so that he could prove it. A few minutes later Juan hear…