12 Shots A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up twelve shots of whiskey. The bartender places twelve shot glasses on the table and begins to fill them. Halfway through, the man starts grabbing the shots and slamming them back in rapid succession, finishing the last one just after the bartender poured it. "Wow, buddy, I've never seen anybody take so many shots so quickly." the bartender remarked. "Hey, if you had what I had you'd be drinking just as quick." the man replied. "Oh," said the bartender, "what do you have?" "About two bucks."