Reddit, what's your best/favorite "A _______ walks into a bar..." joke? One of my favorites is: A guy walks into a bar. Above the bar there's a sign that says "Cheese Sandwich $2.00, Handjobs $10.00. The guy asks the lady behind the bar, "Miss, are you the one who gives the handjobs?" She says, "Yes I am." So the guy says, "Then wash your hands and fix me a cheese sandwich!