Why do you make more money? A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?" The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is…

So a woman walks out of a doctor's office and she stops at the door, looks back at the doctor and says : - What was it again ? Sagittarius, Capricorn ? - No ma'am, CANCER !

What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? "You're going to have to be a little patient"

An old lady gets a plastic surgery... She is glad with the results so much, that she decides to give herself a test. She goes around town to ask people if they could guess her age. First, she goes in a local McDonald's. She asks the cashier: - Excuse me, young man. Can you guess how old I am? - Hmm.. I don't know.. 32 maybe? - No! I'm actually 45! She's glad. Then she goes to buy some shoes. She asks the lady showing her a pair: - Oh sorry! Can you by any chance guess how old I am? - Hm.…