I had this great joke about Thor... but thinking about it now, it's actually really low key.#Thor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave.#Thor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whoever called it Thor 2 and not Keeping Up With The Asgardians is an idiot.#Thor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm married, but not "pass up the opportunity to sleep with Thor" married. Or Wolverine. Or Captain America. Or Jennifer Aniston...#Thor#Captain#Jennifer Aniston#America+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
i have good and bad news Wife: Ok, the bad news? i didn't clean out the garage Wife:*sigh* the good news? [holds up cat dressed as Thor]#Thor#Animals#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp