A Polish joke A Polish man named Wojciech was fed up with being called a dumb Polack by every one he met. So one day he decided to pretend to be German. Wearing Liederhosen, knee socks and a feathered cap, he walked into a shop and told the man behind the counter: "Hello my name is Rolf and I would like to buy some schnitzel, some saurbraten, some pretzels and some beer." The counterman said "Get outta here you dumb Polack!". Wojciech cried, "No no no! I am German! Don't you see my Liederhosen? Why do you think I am Polish?" The counterman says "This is a hardware store."