Drink for free A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, How'd you like to drink for free?" The man, obviously interested, replies, "Of course! What do I gotta do?" The bar tender says, "See those pieces of meat hangin' from the ceiling over there? If you can reach up and give 'em a good slap without goin' up on yer toes, or jumpin', or nuthin the drinks are on the house." The man quietly refuses. Shaking his head, he orders a beer and reaches for his wallet. The bartender, stumped, asks the man why he won't even try. The man curtly replies, "Sorry, but the steaks are too high."