I was walking down the street in New York yesterday, when a black guy asked me if the Yankees won... I replied, ""Yeah man, you're free.""

Bill & Hillary are on the mound of Yankees Stadium Before one of their games. Bill picks up Hillary and heaves her towards home plate. As the SS run over to help her up, One of their handlers screams at him, ""Mr. President! You were supposed to throw the first *pitch!*""

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Walks into a bar: Pissing contest Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy in the Yankees cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: ""I'll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a drop."" The bartender laughs and says, ""You're crazy, but you're on."" The man positions a shot glass on one end, walks to the other end and unzips his fly. He then pisses…