My mother is Polish and my father was not, so growing up we heard a lot of Polish jokes from my father. All in good fun of course. Here is my favorite. Yosh and Stosh decided they were going to take a vacation back to their native land Poland. So theyтАЩre on the plane halfway across the Atlantic and everything is going great when the captain makes an announcement over the intercom. тАЬFolks, were having a little trouble with on of the engines and it stopped working. ItтАЩs not a big deal but I does mean we are going to be in the air a little longerтАЭ. Yosh and Stosh are a little nervous but itтАЩs ok, theyтАЩll just get there a little late. After a little while the captain comes on the intercom once again. тАЬFolks, I have a little more bad news. Seems weтАЩve lost another engine so weтАЩre going to be flying a little slower and so weтАЩll be in the air a little longer.тАЭ Yosh and Stosh are a little nervous but if the captain says they will be ok, they believe him. A few hours go by and the captain makes another announcement. тАЬWell folks weтАЩve lost yet another engine but thereтАЩs no need to worry, we have one remaining, however, it does mean weтАЩre going to be in the air longer still." After hearing this last announcement Stosh is visibly upset. He turns to Yosh and says тАЬwow this is crazy, if we lose that last engine weтАЩll never get downтАЭ