Large tsunami hits Mexico - 300k were killed... ...Canada sends money, Brazilia sends food, USA sends 300k mexicans.

Three guys are kidnapped and stuffed in a van blindfolded, without knowing where they are. The van has an open window, and so, one of the guys moves closer to the window and says :""Hey guys, I think we are in Italy, I smell pizza"". The second guy moves closer to the window and says :""No man, we are in Mexico, I can smell the tacos"". The third guy goes like :""We are in New York, you morons"". The other two men ask : ""How do you know that for sure?"" The third guy answers : ""I put my hand o…

There was an Englishman, a Frenchmen and a Japanese man sitting at a bar. They were all in good spirits, complimenting each others countries and their achievements. But they also pointed out the strange customs too. It was the Englishman and the Frenchman who spoke first about Japan. They said, ""Japan is such a fine country which has provided the world with so many useful things. But you still eat seaweed!"" Then it was the Englishman and the Japanese man who spoke about France. They said, ""Fr…

At the World Women's Conference... At the World Women's Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered. The seco…