😄 For all you web developers out there. Why couldn't the div buy a drink? It lacked id. Why couldn...

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For all you web developers out there. Why couldn't the div buy a drink? It lacked id. Why couldn't the div find a girlfriend? It lacked class. Why wasn't the div good at diplomacy? Its position was absolute. Why was the div an anarchist? It had no borders. Why couldn't the div play poker? It had 0 opacity.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped.

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