Misquoted Intentions Two friends, a black guy and a white guy, share an apartment. The white guy's watching TV when the black guy, obviously agitated, flops down on the couch. Black Guy: Man, I wish I could get a girlfriend. White Guy: Well, you know what Henry Ford said... Black Guy: What!? That is so racist! White Guy looks over confused: What? How is "Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right." racist? Black Guy: Oh, damn, I thought you meant another quote. White Guy: ...oh, that one. Black Guy laughs: "You can have it in any color so long as it's black"!