Cannibal Jokes... Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?" A cannibal invites a friend around for dinner. As they're tucking into the starter, the guest says "Wow. Your wife make a lovely stew." "I know." answers the host. "I sure will miss her." Two cannibals are sharing a lost tourist. "You start at the feet. I'll start at the head." says the first. After a little while he notices his friend hasn't said much. "You ok?" he asks. "Fine." Comes the reply. "I'm having a ball." "You're eating too fast."