My collection of elephant jokes **Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?** A: Because they're *really* good at it **Q: Why should you never walk in the jungle between five and six?** A: Because that's when the elephants get out of the trees. **Q: Why are there pygmies in the jungle?** A: Because they walked through the jungle between five and six _____ **Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?** A: You shoot it with a blue elephant gun. **Q: How do you kill a purple elephant?** A: You chock it until it turns blue, and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. ____ **Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?** A: So that you can't see them when they float upside down in the custard. **Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in custard?** A: No, of coarse you haven't. **Q: Why do elephants travel in herds?** A: So that they can get a group discount on the shoes with yellow soles. ____ **Q: What was the elephant doing on the motorway?** A: About 5 mph. ___ **Q: How do you fit four elephants into a mini cooper?** A: Two in the front, two in the back. **Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?** A: You open the door and see the elephant. **Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?** A: When the door doesn't *quite* close. **Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?** A: They giggle when the light goes out. **Q: How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?** A: There's an an empty mini cooper parked outside.