What do you call a smart pig? Cunningham

What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam

A string of jokes I heard a while ago How do you get four elephants in a mini cooper? Two in the front, two in the back. How do you get four giraffes in a mini cooper? You can't because of all the elephants. How do you get two whales in a mini cooper? Same way you get to Wales in any other car, down the M4, over the Severn Bridge. How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge? Footprints in the butter. How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge? You can hea…

My collection of elephant jokes **Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?** A: Because they're *really* good at it **Q: Why should you never walk in the jungle between five and six?** A: Because that's when the elephants get out of the trees. **Q: Why are there pygmies in the jungle?** A: Because they walked through the jungle between five and six _____ **Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?** A: You shoot it with a blue elephant gun. **Q: How do you kill a purple elephant?**…