A Scotsman is visiting America ...and decides to go hunting. While in the woods a huge beast runs by and the Scotsman shoots, but misses. 'What was that!' yelled the Scot. 'It was a moose' replied his guide, to which the Scotsman replied: If that was a moose, I don't want to see what your rats look like! [Credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2e9hgg/american_tourists_visit_russia/cjxf7p4) goes to /u/The_Dacca