College Football Jokes - Enjoy! Don't know where they came from, but they are worth a chuckle or two. > Ohio State's > Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know > the meaning of the word > fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know > the meaning of a lot of > words." > ___________________________________________ > > Why do Tennessee fans wear orange? > > So they can dress > that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and > pick up trash on > Monday. > ___________________________________________ > > What does the average Alabama player get on > his SATs? > > Drool. > ___________________________________________ > > How many Michigan freshmen football players > does it take to > change a light bulb? > > None. That's a sophomore > course. > ___________________________________________ > > How did the > Georgia football player die from drinking milk? > > The cow fell on > him. > ___________________________________________ > > Two Notre Dame football players were > walking in the woods. > > One of them said, "Look, a dead > bird." > > The other looked > up in the sky and said, "Where?" > ___________________________________________ > > A Texas A & M football player was > almost killed yesterday > in a tragic horseback-riding accident. > > He fell from a horse and was > nearly trampled to death. > > Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came > out and unplugged the > horse. > ___________________________________________ > > What do you say to a University of Miami > Hurricane football > player dressed in a three-piece suit? " > > "Will the defendant please > rise." > ___________________________________________ > > If three Florida State football players are > in the same car, > who is driving? > > The police > officer. > ___________________________________________ > > How can you tell > if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend? > > There's tobacco juice on both sides of > the pickup > truck. > ___________________________________________ > > What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas > cheerleaders in one > room? > > A full set of teeth. > ___________________________________________ > > University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is > only going to dress > half of his players for the game this week; the other half > will have to dress > themselves. > ___________________________________________ > > How is the South Carolina football team > like an opossum? > > They play dead at home and get killed on > the > road. > ___________________________________________ > > Why did the Purdue linebacker steal a > police car? > > He saw "911" on the side and > thought it was a > Porsche. > ___________________________________________ > > How do you get a former Colorado > football player off your porch? > > Pay him for the > pizza. > ___________________________________________ > > What are the longest three years of a > University of Florida > football player’s life? > > Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman > III.