King Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most kn…

R.I.P Bob Bob was a bus conductor-cum-driver. He had been going through rough times, with his wife leaving him for his best friend. One day on the job, he saw a young woman, probably in her early 20's signalling for the bus. Bob couldn't hold his rage in anymore and vented his frustration on the pedal, killing the woman on impact. Bob was taken to court for his crime and was sentenced to death by 5 minutes on the electric chair. Bob miraculously lived the electrocution and was let to live a nor…

A man is in court A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?" "Guilty", said the man in the dock. At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted "You dirty rat!" The Judge asked the man to site down and to refrain from making any noise. The Judge continued "... and that also on the 17th September you are accused of killing your son by beating him to death with a ham…

A couple who were making wedding preparations die in a traffic accident. When they arrive at heaven, the man finds an angel and explains the situation, asking if they could arrange a wedding in heaven or not. -Let me have a look, the angel says. After a few months, it comes back to the couple and tells them: -Everything's set, you guys can marry. The bride asks: -What if we cannot get along and want to divorce, can you arrange that too? The angel roars in rage: -IT TOOK ME 4 MONTHS TO F…