Phantom energy So, our science teacher was teaching us about phantom energy. At one point of the lesson, he puts his phone on the counter and says; ""If I leave my phone here it will eventually die."" After a little pause I hear another student whisper and say; ""Same with children"".

A scientist, a doctor and a janitor discover an old lamp... The scientist rubs the lamp and sure enough a genie pops out! ""Thank you for releasing me!"" said the genie, ""You can have anything you like, providing you do one days work of a different profession. You may choose what you want to do."" The scientist goes first, ""Well I've always thought that being a kindergarten teacher would be an easy job."" BAM! The scientist is transported to a kindergarten. The scientist begins his lesson by a…

Good morning class, science is our lesson for today. Teacher: What is science? Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science? Student: science is our Lesson for today.

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. ""Now, class. Observe closely the worms,"" said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. ""Now, what lesson c…