A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder ... approaching the bar, the bartender asks "What can I get for you?" Immediatedly the parrot squaks and says "Two Budweisers please and a round of drinks for the ladies at the end of the bar". Totally impressed, the bartender replies "Holy shit, thats amazing, where did you get it?" Again the parrot squaks and says "Africa.... they got millions of 'em there."