Bigot Parrot So a black guy walks into a pet shop looking for a new pet. His eye is drawn to the shop keeper sitting with a parrot on his shoulder having a full conversation. He walks up to the shop owner and tells him how amazing that parrot is and was wondering if it was at all for sale or if it was the owner's personal pet. The owner told him everything is for sale but this parrot is so unique that it costs $1,000. The man says it's worth every penny and pays the shop owner and walks out with his new parrot on his shoulder. As he's walking down the street he's getting looks from all directions at how amazing this parrot was. His colors were vibrant, if the parrot saw someone smile at him he'd just look their direction and say ""Brraaak, good day to you, Braaaak"". So he decides to take his parrot into his local bar to show it off to his buddies. He gets to the bar, walks in and takes a seat. It's early afternoon so none of his buddies arrived yet, just a few tables with some people eating lunch and the bartender tending an empty bar and getting ready for his day. The black man looks in the bartenders direction and asks for a whiskey and coke which the bartender happily starts making. The bartender notices the parrot out of the corner of his eye and can't get over how beautiful this thing is. He doesn't say much and just delivers the man his drink and gets back to his chores. The man finishes his drink and orders another. While making the drink the bartender can't help but notice that now, the man is having a full conversation with the parrot. It's like the parrot is human, answering every question with a solid answer, not just polly want a cracker bullshit like he's heard parrots usually do. Anyway, he gives the man his other drink and go's back to his business. Man finishes his drink and asks for another and the bartender gets to making it. His curiosity gets the best of him at this point and as he's delivering the latest drink he blurts out, ""I just can't help myself, that thing is amazing. Beautiful color, it speaks so clear, I just gotta ask, where did you get that thing"" To which the parrot replies, ""Braaaaak, in Africa, there's Millions of them!""