Give the frog a loan. A frog hops into a bank and approaches the teller, ""Please, ma'am,"" he says. ""I need to take out a loan so I can feed my family."" ""Do you have any sort of photo-ID?"" The teller asks. ""No,"" the frog replies. ""But I do have this!"" The frog pulls out a small golden elephant. The teller looks at the elephant, ""I'm sorry but without proper photo identification I cannot give you a loan."" ""Please! My family is hungry and we really need the money!"" The frog looks at t…

The Congress Man And The Little Girl [The Congressman and the Little Girl](http://www.1976ad.com/2011/09/11/the-congress-man-and-the-little-girl/) A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, ""Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."" The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, ""What would you want to talk about?"" ""Oh, I don't know…

Let's converse. A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, ""Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."" Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, ""What would you like to discuss?"" ""Oh, I don't know,"" said the stranger. ""How about nuclear power?"" ""OK,"" said Little Johnny. ""That could be an interesting t…

A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."" Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, ""Sure. I have this,"" and produces …