An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottish man all board a plane to America.... As they leave the airport from Heathrow and fly to america the Englishman has a bright idea. He turns around and says to the other two of his friends, ""why don't we throw some money out of the plane for good luck"". Brilliant idea they both turn around and say. So the Englishman goes first. He throws a 50 pence coin out of the airplane as they fly over England. When they fly over Scotland the Scottish man thinks, ""we…

An Italian Boy Falls In Love With An American Girl A young Italian man immigrates to America. After a while, he writes to his mother in Italy: ""Mama, I have met an American girl. I love her and I want to marry her."" His mother immediately writes back: ""My son, please do not marry an American girl. An American girl cannot cook as good as an Italian girl. An American girl cannot keep house as good as an Italian girl. And every time you fight, she will call you Wop."" Some time goes by and the s…

If a woman is born in Italy grows up in England goes to America and dies in Baltimore what is she? Dead.

At the World Women's Conference... At the World Women's Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered. The seco…