The Mechanical Engineer, Project Manager and the Software Enginner A Mechanical Engineer, Project Manager and the Software Engineer were driving down a mountain when suddenly the car slides off the road and rolls down the Mountain. Amazingly none of the occupants had been hurt. The Mechanical Engineer steps out and says hand me my Swiss army knife I will have this repaired in no time and we can be on our way. The Project Manager says Wait Up, We need to set achievable goals, set a timeline and e…

A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar ..... A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when the car suddenly began jerking and shuttering. The mechanical engineer, said, ""I think the car has a faulty carburetor."" The electrical engineer said, ""No, I think the problem lies with the alternator."" The computer engineer brightened up and said, ""I know, let`s stop the car, all get out of the…

A car with 3 engineers and 1 computer scientist stalls on the freeway... The mechanical engineer says: ""lets check the carborator, it's probably the carborator"" The chemical engineer says: ""its most likely the gas line, lets check that"" The electrical engineer says: ""no, it has to be the car's circuts"" The computer scientist thinks for a minute and says: ""lets all get out of the car and get back in""

Four students are having a problem with their car... Four students are having a problem with their car and are forced to stop on the side of the road. ""The ignition is damaged"" says the electrical engineer. ""The fuel pipe is clogged"" says the chemist. ""Engines is damaged"" says the engineer. ""Lets just get out of the car and get in again"" says the computer scientist.