A 90 year old woman is getting married for the fourth time. A news crew is there to document the story. The reporter asks the woman about her odd marital past. ""Let me get this right,"" he says. ""Your first husband was a banker. Your second husband was a clown. Your third husband was a doctor, and you're about to marry a mortician. Why the menagerie of different men?"" She smirked and said ""It was one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go.""

A couple of newlyweds on were on their honeymoon and moments before the passionate love making commenced, the wife says to the husband, "Please, be gentle, I'm still a virgin." The husband was shocked and replied, "How's this possible? You've been married *three* times before!" The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp…

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. Her friend is overjoyed and says: ""How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"" ""He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."" ""Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"" ""He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."" ""Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."" ""He died of a broken neck."" ""A broken neck?"" ""He wouldn't eat the mushroo…

Am glad they are together.... A woman gets married to a guy and has 3 kids and her husband dies. She then marries a second guy and has 5 kids and the second husband also dies. She then marries a third guy and has 7 kids and her third husband also dies. After a few months, she dies and at her funeral the priest says... ""Finally, they are together!"". Her friend standing next to the priest asks, ""you mean she and her first husband, she and her second husband or she and her third husband?"" The p…