My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.

""Mummy, why did you call me Rose""? The lady's daughter asked. ""well"" her mother replied ""when you had just been born your father bought me some flowers for Valentine's day, and a rose petal dropped on your head, so we called you Rose."" Her daughter, satisfied with this response skips away happily. ""Mummy!"" her second daughter said ""why did you call me Lily?"" ""well"" responded her mother ""when you had just been born your father bought me some flowers for my birthday, and a Lily petal …

So, there was an earthquake in Georgia. Guess your mom had a good Valentine's Day.

A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine’s Day cards for her son and father. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded her. She muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have anything for ex- husbands." The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes mam, they do, but they’re in Sporting Goods." "Really?" exclaimed the woman. "Yes mam. They’re called darts!"