A genie appears in front of a middle-aged wife at home. "I can grant you one wish," the genie says. "Well," the woman said thoughtfully, "My husband hasn't been fun in bed for a while... I want you to turn my old cat into a manly friend!" She points at an old, fat cat resting lazily on the couch. "Granted," the genie says as he disappears, and the cat transforms into a handsome, muscular Brad Pitt clone. The woman jumps into his arms. "Any words before we make sweet love?" "Yes," says the man. "I bet you wish you hadn't neutered me." Edit: clarity... the husband is not an old cat sorry.