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Splitting the Red Sea Moses was leading the Jews while being chased by the Pharaoh and his men. In a moment of foolishness, he walked right up to the Red Sea. They were trapped. "God dammit," said Moses. So God did.

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Moses and Jesus reminisce about the their days on Earth. Moses and Jesus are reminiscing about their time in Earth. Jesus says to Moses ""let's go back for a bit! Where would you like to go?"" Moses told Jesus ""I've always like the Red Sea."" So they go to the Red Sea and wander around a bit. Suddenly Moses find a long stick and looks at Jesus and says ""remember this Jesus?"" and then he splits the Red Sea. ""I loved when you did that!"" Jesus said. ""Do you remember this?"" and Jesus starts w…

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea? Oz Moses.

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They call me Moses. Cause I parted that Red Sea last night.

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