little johnny likes to gamble. Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny's daddy thinks, ""I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."" So he calls the teacher and says, ""My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."" The teacher says OK, she can handle it. The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, ""Hi, my name is Johnny."" …

Little Johnny's dad Little Johnny's teacher asks every kid in the class to share what their dads to for a living. ""My dad's a fireman."" ""My dad's a policeman."" Soon, all the kids except little Johnny had shared. The teacher asks: ""Little Johnny, what does your father do?"" ""Nothing, he's dead."" ""Well, I'm sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died?"" ""He shit his pants and turned blue.""

The kid can't catch a break... Teacher: what's wrong? Johnny: our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad ask if I'm sleeping, I say No then he slaps my face and gives me a black eye. Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet and don't answer. The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face. Teacher: My goodness why the swelling? Johnny: Dad asked me again me if I was sleeping... I shut up and kept de…

little Johnny and Flingfly Little Johnny was only 9 years old and was walking to school one day when a teenager drives by and yells out the window ""FLINGFLY"".. Johnny is very confused so he continues to school and during class asks the teacher what ""Flingfly"" means.. The teacher gets VERY upset and tells Johnny to get down to the principle's office immediately.. Johnny crying goes down to the principle's office and when the principle comes to get him he is very considerate and asks why he wa…