if america goes the way of greece, we'll be ending all our words with "ous." that's ridiculous! omg, it's already started

On this day eleven years ago, Greece won Euro 2004. Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros.

My coworkers and I pitched in to buy Greece as a retirement gift for the boss.. We decided it was better than a $50 Applebee's gift card.

Eaten so many blue cheese stuffed olives today that it feels like France and Greece are waging a war for land in my intestines.