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I walked into a bar once... I went into a bar once and ordered a drink from the bartender. He puts down the drink and a side of peanuts. I take a sip of the drink and I hear faintly, "Man, you have great hair!" I was a little freaked out by it, because there isn't anyone in the bar besides me and the bartender, but the bartender is on the other side of the bar washing dishes. I shook it off as me hearing things after having a long day. I take another gulp of my drink and again I hear the voice: "That's a wonderful shirt you have on, sir!". I look around the bar again and still there is no one to be found. I thought maybe it's time to leave. So I take my third and final drink and again I hear the voice, but louder this time: "You're such a handsome man!!" Before I leave I call the bartender over to explain what is happening to me, maybe I was sick or something? I said, "Mr. Bartender, I keep hearing a voice say nice things about me every time I take a drink. Did you add something into the drink to make me hallucinate or something? Should I call an ambulance?" And the bartender says, "No, sir. It's the peanuts; they're complimentary!"

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