I'm going to hire a Priest, a Doctor and a Rabbi to walk into a bar together just to see WTF happens. Backup Plan: I'll also bring a horse.

A proctologist walks into a bar Hostess: Would you like to take a stool or grab a seat? Doctor: Hell no, just a beer, I do that all day.

Heimlich Maneuver Two hillbillies, Daryl and John, walk into a steakhouse and sit down at the bar. The two order beers. A woman next to them begins coughing hysterically and puts her hands over her neck to show she was choking. Springing into action, Daryl rushed over to the lady in distress. Grabbing the bottom of her dress, he lifts it up and takes a big lick across her ass. The lady's eyes widened, and in surprise coughed up the piece of steak she was choking on. Speechless, she stares at Dar…

A Man Walks Into A Bar He orders a Scotch from the guy behind the bar. The bar man watches him as he drinks it and then the man opens his suit jacket and looks in his inside pocket at something. He says to the bar man, "" Same again...make it a double.."" He quickly downs it and again, he peeks into his pocket in his jacket. This happens three or four times, each time the barman looks at him doing the same thing. By the time he orders his fifth Whisky, the guy serving him drinks is wondering why…