If you watch Harry Potter backwards, Voldemort is really good at zapping people back to life and turning Harry into a baby.

A muggle walks up to a wizard And says ""Holy crap, you're Harry Potter!!"" The wizard replies, ""No, but you're close. I'm Harry Potter's godfather"" ""Haha, nice try Harry Potter. I know it's you."" Says the muggle. ""No, I'm Sirius""

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions? ""You're a lizard Harry!""

The doctor told Harry Potter to drink 2L of Water a Day, but Harry didn't listen. Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone.