Two men were lost in a desert... Dehydrated and dying, the men see a mirage of hundreds and hundreds of tents up ahead. As they get closer, they realize it's not a mirage, but a huge market. The men stagger into the marketplace, begging everyone around for water, but the first few tents sell only jelly. Moving on into the market, the men beg and plead for water but the next tents only sell cake. As the men move forward they're surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of tents selling icecream only, with no water in sight. The men finally exit the cluster of tents still dehydrated, and dying. The first man turns to the other and says, "Is it just me, or was that really odd?" The other man replies, "Yeah. It WAS a trifle bazaar..."