Two guys in the wood... Two guys went camping in the wood. As they started getting deeper in the woods they encountered a tribe folk with a sharp knife. ''Stop right there!'' he said. They both stopped moving, they were scared as hell. ''I will kill you both, take your skin off and make a boat out of it but first you will each be granted one wish.'' The first man wished for a chance to see his family and his wish was granted. He was then killed. The second man wished for a fork. A fork appeared in his hands. ''Why did you wish for a fork?'' said the tribe folk. The man then repeatedly stabbed himself with the fork screaming ''TRY MAKING A BOAT OUT OF ME NOW BITCH!''.