A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive. I said, "You've got a face only a brother could love."#Alabama0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ATTENTION ALABAMA RESIDENTS: tonight's penumbral lunar eclipse is perfectly natural. The moon is undamaged. Gay people are not stealing it.#Alabama0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Son: Dad, is cousin Billy a mosquito? Me: In Alabama? S: Yeah. M: Of course not. Why do you ask? S: Mom said he was the product of insects.#Alabama#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lots of hockey tweets, sadly I'm from Alabama where a bunch of white guys chasing something black with sticks has a whole different meaning.#Alabama0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's hard to get people to visit me in Alabama because the trip 30 to 40 years back in time can be rather arduous.#Alabama#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp