Son: Dad, is cousin Billy a mosquito? Me: In Alabama? S: Yeah. M: Of course not. Why do you ask? S: Mom said he was the product of insects.

Lots of hockey tweets, sadly I'm from Alabama where a bunch of white guys chasing something black with sticks has a whole different meaning.

It's hard to get people to visit me in Alabama because the trip 30 to 40 years back in time can be rather arduous.

Little known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush.