😄 I guess you could say Luke Skywalker single-handedly defeated the empire. I told this joke to someo...

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I guess you could say Luke Skywalker single-handedly defeated the empire. I told this joke to someone in a dream, and when I woke up I realized it was actually funny.

#Luke Skywalker

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