Trump, Clinton and Sanders were all captured by terrorists They were set to be executed one by one by a firing squad but they thought of a plan on how to escape. First to be executed was Sanders, Sanders shouted ""Hailstorm!!"" While the terrorists were panicking, Sanders escaped. Next was Clinton, Clinton shouted ""Tornado!!"" While the terrorists were panicking, Clinton escaped. The last was Trump, Trump shouted ""Fire!!"" The terrorists followed and shot Donald Trump.

Bernie Sanders walks into a bar. The bartender looks over and says ""Mr. Sanders! Drinks on me. I really hope you win. Imagine another Clinton in the White House? It would be a circus!"" Bernie replies ""Bill didn't run a circus, he ran affaire!""

Bush, Trump, Sanders and Clinton are all on a plane and the pilot is Biden. Suddenly Biden has a heart attack and the plane is losing altitude. Their only option is to evacuate, but there are only three parachutes. Bush yells, ""I'm Jeb Bush! I havent bomb Iraq yet! I cant let my bro and dad laugh at me!"" He took the first parachute and jumped. Trump runs screaming, ""I havent dated my daughter and watch her playboy debut, I cant die here!"" He grabbed the second parachute and jumped. Clinton p…

Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton walk into a plane............... Ouch...