I bought my wife a new puppy for Valentine's Day! She's such a beautiful dog! Unfortunately I forgot my wife is allergic to dogs... so I have to find her a new home. Can anybody help me out?

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day? A hug and a little quiche.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota? Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

To all newly married guys..... If you screw up Valentine's Day, you'll be celebrating Palm Sunday for a long time.