I bought my wife a new puppy for Valentine's Day! She's such a beautiful dog! Unfortunately, I forgot my wife is allergic to dogs... so I have to find her a new home. Can anybody help me out? She's 5'5", 125lbs, and blonde. Free to good home.

A blonde and her husband are sleeping when the neighbor's dog starts barking and wakes them up. The blonde sighs, shakes her fist and says 'Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!' She runs out of the house and five minutes later she comes back with a smile on her face. The husband asks 'So, what did you do?' The blonde says 'Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor's dog barking all night.'

A Blonde Tries To Solve A A blonde has been working on her new puzzle for a couple days now but can't seem to get it right. One day, her husband comes home to his wife crying at the kitchen table. He rushes over and asks his wife why she was crying, and she replies ""I've been working on the puzzle forever but can't figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."" The husband shakes his head and says ""honey put the Frosted Flakes back in the box""

A husband walks in and sees his beautiful, young blonde wife sitting at a table with a box and all its contents scattered about on the table top. She has a puzzled, frustrated expression on her face as she moves the pieces around. He asks... ""Honey, what are you doing?"". To which she replies ""I've been trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger -- but it's so hard!"" He tells her ""Baby, put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."" Edit: added an omitted word.