A man brings his talking dog into the bar... The bartender quickly tells him that no dogs are allowed. The man says, "But sir, this is a talking dog. If i can prove that he can talk, will you let him stay?" The bartender reluctantly agrees. The man looks at his dog and says, "what's on top of your dog house?" The dog says, "Roof!" The bartender crosses his arms, annoyed. The man says, "What does sandpaper feel like?" The dog says, "Rough!" The bartender is annoyed, but gives him one more shot. The man says "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog barks, "Ruth!" The bartender is furious at the man for trying to trick him and kicks them both out. The man gets really angry and kicks his dog. The dog looks up at him and says "what, do you think Sammy Sosa was better?"