The Best Sean Connery Joke In EXISTENCE! (Read in Mr. Connery's voice)

Must be confusing for Sean Connery's grandchildren when he asks them to "Come shit on my lap."

My boss: "Sean, what do you know about Twitter?" Me: "nothing. Why? What have you heard?"

"It's a bird!" [Superman zooms down to inches away from the screaming guy's face] S: Birds can't go that fast Sean. What are you an idiot