The Best Sean Connery Joke In EXISTENCE! (Read in Mr. Connery's voice) Ash I wash walking through my houshe, a book fell on me. I had only myshelf to blame.

Must be confusing for Sean Connery's grandchildren when he asks them to "Come shit on my lap."

My boss: "Sean, what do you know about Twitter?" Me: "nothing. Why? What have you heard?"

"It's a bird!" [Superman zooms down to inches away from the screaming guy's face] S: Birds can't go that fast Sean. What are you an idiot