😄 TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport... The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking "Are you ...

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TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport... The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking "Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?" I replied "No, only guns."

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