😄 A wife was dying. A wife was dying. She called her husband and said, "Gary, I've been unfaithful." ...

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A wife was dying. A wife was dying. She called her husband and said, "Gary, I've been unfaithful." Gary answered, "I know. That's why I poisoned you."

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