Vladimir Putin is in the line for customs when he arrives at Poland for a summit. Customs Officer: ""Name?"" Putin: ""Vladimir Putin."" Customs Officer: ""Nationality?"" Putin: ""Russian."" Customs Officer: ""Occupation?"" Putin: ""No, just visiting.""

A Russian is travelling to Poland... and he is stopped to be checked by an officer. "Name?" the officer asked. "Vlad Dobrynin," the man answered. "Nationality?" "Russian." "Occupation?" "No, no, just visiting."

Vladimir Putin Vladimir Putin is in the line for customs when he arrives at Poland for a summit. Customs Officer: "Name?" Putin: "Vladimir Putin." Customs Officer: "Nationality?" Putin: "Russian." Customs Officer: "Occupation?" Putin: "No, just visiting."

A German is at the border to go to Poland. The officer asks him: Name? Hans Gruber. Address? 123 SpiegelStrasse, Berlin Occupation? Nein, just visiting.