Little Johnny's dad Little Johnny's teacher asks every kid in the class to share what their dads to for a living. ""My dad's a fireman."" ""My dad's a policeman."" Soon, all the kids except little Johnny had shared. The teacher asks: ""Little Johnny, what does your father do?"" ""Nothing, he's dead."" ""Well, I'm sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died?"" ""He shit his pants and turned blue.""

The kid can't catch a break... Teacher: what's wrong? Johnny: our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad ask if I'm sleeping, I say No then he slaps my face and gives me a black eye. Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet and don't answer. The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face. Teacher: My goodness why the swelling? Johnny: Dad asked me again me if I was sleeping... I shut up and kept de…

A Pastor traveling in the 19th century Back in the 19th century a pastor was traveling a large area where he had as his congregation. He would preach on Sunday in different homes until the church was built. One week he had to stay at a family that had quite a few children, and he had to share a room with their youngest son Johnny. At bedtime when they were preparing to go to bed, he noticed little Johnny was kneeling down beside the bed. Not wanting to be outshone by the kid, the pious pastor kn…

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note. Johnny's mother reads the note and is astonished as she prepares to scold him. ""Johnny this says you tried to eat Sally, your ant just go around eating people."" She says to the little boy. Little Johnny looks up at his mother and says ""I know, that's why I got consent first.""